Fuck shit, get wrecked bitch

1) A phrase that is used to say don't mess with things you don't know about

2) It also means "Fuck life the worst that can happend is I die"

It may be dangerous to do this *sigh* well fuck shit, get wrecked bitch.

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get fucked in the ass day

A day when you get some booty

Eli did you hear today is national get fucked in the ass day?
Yes, I did I'm gonna get fucked in the ass today

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How does 'get fucked' sound?

A sarcastic expression used to indicate a persons lack of desire to do something.

Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?

Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.

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i need to get fucked respectfully

a way to say you need dick. respectfully.

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.

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my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

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no way, get fucked, fuck off

Phrase countersung by audiences at Angels concerts, to the song, and line 'Am I ever gonna see your face again?'.

The Band:
Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls,
described you clearly, but the sky began to fall

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Audience:
No way, get fucked, fuck off

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Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?

Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

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