Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.
"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."
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When many people write on the wall of a recently deceased person. Their posts usually consist of fond memories them and said person shared, their last moments with said person, describing how great said person was and what a shame it is for them to have passed on and for those who have little to say, well, they show their remorse with a <3 Its basically like a funeral service, internet style.
EXAPLE OF FACEBOOK FUNERAL POSTS
Mia : "Hal, i miss you so much. It's so unfair that this happened to you. I hope to see you again someday..."
Gill: "You were a good guy, I'll miss you buddy"
Chastity: "<3"
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a condom, a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.
i'm not going to use that funeral for a boner, let's have sex unprotected.
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A person who goes to other peoples funerals to try and pick up girls/widows to have sex with
In "wedding Crashers" will ferrel plays a man who lives with his mom and instead of crashing weddings crashes funerals instead of being a wedding crasher owen wilson becomes a funeral crasher with him
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A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.
"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."
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The uncontrollable urge to laugh out loud, do or say something inappriate or get up and run away during a funeral service.
Girl, we were at Merl's funeral and Sue's funeral ADD kicked in...she started laughing when the pastor mispronounced a word, then started humming "Don't Fear the Reaper"!
When you perform a sexual act with a lady on her death bed where you ejaculate at the same time as the elderly lady takes her last breath.
Friend #1: "Mate, I heard the news. Sorry about your Nan."
Friend #2: "It's alright mate. She went out the way she wanted. I gave her a Falmouth Funeral."