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A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
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the act of violently spraying your loved ones with airborne swimmers
Everytime I give Lucy a shower of fury, I step back and look down on her, and say,"God, your beautiful when you frown."
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Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.
Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."
>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"
>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"
>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"
>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
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The expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow. Nobody ever actually types "homerow fury", but rather any letters that their angry fingers can find.
"asdfkjdskjlk omg i hate him." said Susie with and artful use of homerow fury.
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Undefeated WBC heavyweight champion and former lineal champion. Holds notable wins over longtime ruler of the division Wladimir Klitschko and the disgrace of the division, boxing bum Dante Wilder, who was holding the belts hostage and ducking mandatories while cherry picking what he considered “easy opponents” to build up his record, thus restoring a bit of health to the heavyweig division.
Tyson Fury rid the division of noted fight ducker, race baiter, and all around prick Deontay Wilder and ended the reign of the robotic aging Wladimir Klitschko.
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a competition when you and all your major dude friends jack off till they can't possibly jack off anymore. The major dude that jacks off the most in shortest period of time wins. There are many rounds and degrees of champion. House rules apply.
My major dude friend Jonathan busted his nut for 13 rounds in less than two hours and attained the prestigous heavyweight crown(no spit allowed) in the bi-monthly fists of fury comp.
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What you release when you do something completely outrageous and troll-esque like pour ice-cold water on the lap of the person who a second ago was enjoying themselves while they were either trying to A: spectate something very important like the hockey game of the century or B: speak one's mind carelessly while in the first-class cabin of an airliner or C: do anything else that might (but will not necessarily) annoy the people around him. Chances are that this person deserved(see:drunkard) the cold liquidy waft of chill on his or her cajones. Note that the fookin fury can only be deemed released when the person goes completely ape-shit and may be formidable enough to soon render you busy with a weekload of pain. For a classic example, see: Yngwie Malmsteen's jetliner incident in Japan.
Malmsteen: "(yelling at the woman who released the fookin fury) I kill you motherfocker! nu jävlar!! You've released the fookin fuuury!... YOU RELEASED THE FOOKIN FUUUUURYYY...
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... see you in Tokyo, bitch!"
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