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October 20th is national coming out as a furry day in honor of all people who dress as animals for a hobby :) !
Wow guys guess what! It's national coming out as a furry day!! Surprise!
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The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.
Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now
Hug a Furry day Part Two is held on the 30th of November in which, if you took part in Beat a Furry day the day before, you must Hug all Furries you meet and you CAN NOT fight back.
Tredletsky hugged 34 Furries today. It was Hug a Furry day Part Two.
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april 11th, get ready to eat every furry you can
*sees a furry in public*
person: hey, do you know what day it is
furry : no?
person : its national eat all furries day
furry : oh hell no *runs*
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on January 2nd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not. Same as most Fuck a furry days
Person 1: It's fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the yiffs-
person 2: Nonononono not that shit again, i still need therapy from last time
person 2: please, i beg you, please please please
Person 1: You have to.
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On November 28th after Beat a Furry Day, all furries are allowed to k!ll the ones that murdered the furries and the humans cannot fight back.
We need to take revenge, let's start the Furry Revenge day.
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31st of November, the final day in the "___ a furry day".
Furry trial day is where all furries affected by beat a furry day or hug a furry day get to put the participants on trial for their actions.
Person 1: Dude, why are you looking for a lawyer?
Person 2: It's nearly Furry trial day and I need to lawyer up asap.