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A terrible clothing line started by 50 cent to promote his rap crew "gorilla unit". You can find it at Ross Dress For Less and Marshalls on the oversized rack. The style follows in the tradition of FUBU, Sean John, Mecca, Kani, Phat Farm and RocaWear. Not to be mistaken for WuWear, which is actually hot apparel.
That lame rapper 50 cent sold out his crew to put "g unit!" on muumuu sized t-shirts that can be seen worn by that murderer Joren Vandersloot.
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G unit started when 50 Cent joined with Half a Buck (Young Buck) to create ONE dollar which they then used to purchase some extra cheap latex condoms for their sinister anal rituals. After they cleaned up and ran out of condoms they realized they would need more money to buy condoms so they could keep enjoying each other's anuses.
That's when they ran into Sperm Banks (Lloyd Banks) who suggested they form a rap/homo group with him. They named it G-Unit which stands for Gay Unit or GangBang Unit whichever u prefer. Then Tony Gayo or Tuna Mayo as he likes to be called during gay sex came along and asked if he could join the group. 50 Pence said yes, but he would need to prove he was trustworthy. Later that nite Gayo's asshole had been torn open to a diameter of 34cm after multiple penetrations from Gay Unit. He was now "in".
So Gay Unit looked around for more people to include in their male porno set, they then found Oliver, some kind of Chinese prostitute who recently had a sex change. She changed her name to Olivia and said she was a woman. However, Gay Unit got a big surprise later that night.
And this is how Gay Unit was born.
0.50c - "Ay YO, Sperm Banks ma G Unit brudda come here n giv me a wanksta"
Sperm Banks - "Wat be dat homie?"
0.50c - "It's where u wank me off gangsta style holdin ma cock side ways"
Sperm Banks - "Jeaaaah"
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THE WORST EVER FUCKING RAP BAND EVER! They are in it for the money not the music. All wannabee's. Much better Bands:
- Run Dmc
- Nwa
- Bone thugs n Harmony
- Wu tang Clan
- Public Enemy
.Its a shame people are only in the rap game for the money and the fame. G unit are a perfect exmpele of this.
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G-unit stands for...
G - gash!
U - useless
N - nasty
I - insolent
T - twats
The rap-band consists of:
1.50 cent (thats all hes worth)
2.tuna mayo (goes by the name tony yayo)
3.young buck (never guna grow up)
4.lloyds tsb banks (looks like a horse)
thats about it
they cannot sing
the end!!
5 year old school kid with 10 bomberjackets on to make his 'guns' look big. o yer, gotta be black
dont forget hes got boo-boo-be-gone painted all over his shoes to make them o-so pearlescently white
gay!g unit scum
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what some people may define as being cool, i define as just meaning, 'gay unit'
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the name of 50 cent's new boy band, "gorilla unit". unlike usual boy bands, g unit is hard as &#$*. they're so crazy they will straight up bite you in the face just for listening to p diddy.
50 cent and his crew(slang for boy band), ggg unit, pulled up in their pimped out rides and bit my friend roger cause he looked at them cross eyed.
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actually stands for gorilla unit NOT guerilla unit because "fiddy" think hes clever when in reality he is a media whore who gets a very small percentage of the money his music and overpriced clothing is making because hes too dumb to read contracts before he signs them and therefore gets screwed
white educated lawyer:hey fiddy sign this legal waiver joint here and all the biznatches will think you're fly
fiddy:yeye fo sho g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g...
white educated lawyer: stop that
fiddy: sorry
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