angry gta

When you pick up a hoe off the corner and fuck her and pay so she gets out then run her ass over and get out and take your money back (make sure she knocked out or dead so she doesnt beat your ass)

I did the angry gta about 20 years ago, just got out.

GTA 5

A game that has an overrated mode called GTA online, it is a game to jack off to strippers and for 14 year olds to ejaculate for the first time

Look how he is playing GTA 5

gta-ing

1. The process of playing any game in the Grand Theft Auto series for an extensive amount of time
2. Euphemism used to describe heavy spells of masturbation
3. The act of going on a total blind rage for no reason whatsoever

Klaus: "Where the hell is Hendrich going at 2:00 in the morning?"
Friederich: "Oh shit! He must be GTA-ing again."
Wolfganag: "We had better go get him."

gta 7

Somehow even less likely than gta 6

1: do you ever wonder when gta 7 will come out?
2: fuck

GTA addict

Someone who:
-Considers Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto series to be their favorite game series of all time.
-Owns every GTA game (1, London, 2, III, VC, SA, LCS, VCS).
-Has beaten at least one of the games 100%.
-Has a complete hatred for every game considered a "GTA clone", and will attempt to murder anyone claiming games such as True Crime, Driver, Saints Row, and Mafia are better than GTA.
-Tries to minimize their social life as much as possible, to play more GTA.
-Loves watching news broadcasts and documentaries about how GTA is corrupting the world, because it gives them the urge to go play.
-Doesn't just like the 3D games. They also have an appreciation for the original 2D games.
-Bought a PSP specifically to play Liberty City Stories.
-Is planning on getting/has gotten an Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3 to play Grand Theft Auto IV.

In short, me, and thousands of others.

Archibald: Dude, James you're such a fucking dork. You never hang out with us anymore just to play that damn GTA. You're such a fuckin' GTA addict.

Dave: I know right? Bro, GTA sucks anyway, Saints Row kicks its ass to the curb and fucks its girlfriend.

(James slits Dave's throat)

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GTA V

The Game Horny Kids Play For The Strip Club

Dan : Hey Wanna Play Outside ?
Dave : Sorry Im Playing GTA V
Dan : What Are You Doing In GTA V ?
*Stripper Sounds*

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GTA IV

Grand Theft Auto IV - A Game from the popular series by Rockstar; GTA. To be released on the 29th April 2008.

GTA IV Will be the best game ever!

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