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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.

"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"

by November 26, 2023


Gail’s Gash

A woman who uses her special parts to seduce all genders. Often quite angry and strict with a violent tendencies

“Yo ya mam is a right Gail’s gash. How long you band in for? Did she give you that bruise?”

by Army man Paul October 27, 2019


Shari Gail

A person so stupid they consider themselves smarter than everyone. Usually lazy in nature and weak wristed. Continuously seeking praise and reward without expending effort or energy. A user of other humans.

This random person walked up to me and rubbed poop and gorrilla glue on me. they where being a total Shari gail

by Maliwhop September 16, 2018


Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat

by Gail fitz August 28, 2021


Gail Roanne

pogi, perfection, cool voice, faultlessness, immaculateness, supremacy, brilliance, guitar, art, knit, animation, pogi, charming, one in the cosmos, poetry, ;)) uwu

wow, you're such a gail roanne

by sheepdog69 baby April 18, 2022