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A phrase used by Mr Jorkin in Alastair's Sim's version of Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and I think it means no harm done
It's alright lad, gammon and spinach......
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When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
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A word used to describe a vagina on 'Tim Shaws Asylum' on Kerrang Radio.
'I put it right up her gammon washer'
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Gammons "GMS" A unit of measure in particle physics that defines a sudden loss in matter without the anticipated generation of transformational energy. the single most unusual factor yet to be resolved for unification theorists.
"If we could harness the potential of the Gammons phenomena we could reduce great quantities of toxic waste to harmless and stable states without the anticipated release of unharnessed energy" Dr Altom Romig Sandia National Labs
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Someone with an abnormally large head
Oi Gammon Head! How Is It?
describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.
Can be used as an insult also
Bethan do you punch the gammon?
Example: I will punch you in the gammon!