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Spekky muscly weapon who kisses his biceps while flipping burgers
Is awesome. Loves playing basketball. Is a girl but doesn’t let that stop her!
Amelia Gardner Is Awesome
‘Amelia is skinnier than’ Pesti’s ex imma just leave it at that’
‘I had a introspection and I decided the behavior I had was unjust with Amelia, I made things right with Amelia and apologized to her and I think if we added her back it would only have a net positive benefit because I would be very nice to her and also she wants to very badly.’
Looking things up in urban dictionary because you are bored.
He spent all day gardnering instead of doing his work.
When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.
Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.
"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."
This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.
After Cason Gardner pee'd on the floor, he screamed "FUCCKKKKK' in anger.