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Gareth is a mummy's boy who respects women.
Heart of gold with a dream of happiness, positive hard working man
Aims to please in the bedroom not a selfish lover
Tongue of steel
a midle hight nigga with a massive peen. im talking this shit is so long its 5 times longer then mr. sinses. he also is very gay around his homies and they think hes acting but he actualy is not.
(btw he also has had sexual intercorse with your mom)
damn gareth thats a massive dick you mast have fucked my mom last night.
Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.
FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth
The Rizzly Bear
The Gareth rizzed up his friends with lolly pops.
The Rizzly Bear
The Gareth jumped out of nowhere to rizz his friends
one of the nicest people you will ever meet. trustworthy and real, someone who makes you feel like you're safe falling asleep when in the same room. you can trust him to hold your drink.
"hey who is that?"
"oh, that's Gareth. isn't he neat?"