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He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone
a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.
Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett
The quarterback with his first professional start against the undefeated Steelers and is 7-0
Garret Gilbert is torching the cowboys.
Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him
A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner
Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love
The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.
I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.
When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect
Man in 1 year I may be cursed with the garret effect