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Garrisonitis

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.

His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.

by 0926200 June 4, 2023


Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.

"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."

by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023


Charlotte Garrison

A funny and strange girl in my third period that dressed as a middle aged man at the atros game

do you know charlotte garrison?
of course i do! shes super popular!

by November 8, 2022


Sandy Garrison

When you get head in a beach bathroom stall.

My girl got freaky at the beach, so she gave me a sandy garrison.

by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020


garrisoned

to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.

"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".

by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021


Mike Garrison

A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles

Mike Garrisons daughters are sexy xxx stars

by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020