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„I have you gave aids idiot“ is a cool swaggy hipster term used to tell a girl that she has aids now.
Me: has aids
Girl: u have aids?
Me: no
Girl: k
Girl: rides on my penis
Me: i have u gave aids idiot lol
Girl: cries
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To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.
cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.
i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.
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a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers
Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me
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Dora has resorted to bullying 10 year olds on Roblox
“hola soy dora can you find where i gave a fuck?”
A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.
Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.
Kyle: shows tattoo
Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him
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What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
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When an individual completes an activity exceptionally well.
Bill: How did that interview go?
Al: I just gave it the dick