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genetically modified asshole

when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.

scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.

by flack destroyer January 22, 2005

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Dead end genetics

When a person has facial features so ugly, that nobody will have sex with them. Therefore, putting a dead end on their family tree.

Person 1: The reason why Katie won't go out with me is because of my ugly ass face!
Person 2: I think that's called "dead end genetics".

by Ironic depression January 26, 2017

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Genetically Gifted Urbanite

A nigga guy that’s athletic

He’s a genetically gifted urbanite.

by Dolphins Dick 123 September 6, 2019


genetically hard wired

to think or feel based on an innate way you were born to

A mother who thinks her daughter is the smartest, most beautiful girl in the world, Gods gift to humanity, is genetically hard wired to feel this way.
Italians are genetically hard wired to love gelato and those who make it for them!!!

by Gods Gift to Umanity May 15, 2011

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genetically-modified

A term I often use describing something that has been heavily tailored to meet a certain specification.

Benjamin Button was genetically-modified to win Movie of the Year.

Political speeches are genetically-modified, heavily-edited bullshit.

Valve brilliantly genetically-modified their marketing strategies and games to generate lots of sales while using the least amount of (game-developing) effort by well-placing updates, patches, SDKs, price drops through Steam and game sequels.

by Miyamiya July 31, 2009

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Rat cum genetics

Rat cum genetics is a rising insult word often used between friends in a jokingly way. It originated from the game Overwatch and spread suprisingly fast. It describes that you have rat genetics, therefore calling you a rodent.

Person 1: You are such an annoyance!
Person 2: Well you have rat cum genetics!!
Person 1: Bro...

by Alicrocer March 26, 2020

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Genetic Fart Disease

A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.

"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"

by stanley124 September 20, 2019