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Geometry Class

This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.

Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"

by DudeIMJustKiddingLOLJKJKJKJK January 16, 2011

39πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Geometry Wars

1. A great game on the Xbox Live Arcade. First premiered in PGR3 but then developed due to popularness.

2. It's slang for getting high. Due to the colorful lights that rapidly move, it'sa great activity while baked.

1. I think i'll buy Geometry wars from the Xbox Live Arcade.

2. How about we go "Play some Geometry Wars" in the garage?

by Alec and Ryan! May 30, 2009

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash is a platformer game originally released on Apple and Android devices in August 13, 2013 (and was released on Steam on December 22nd, 2014) by Swedish Game Developer, Robert Topala. It is a game based around geometric shapes that have the ability to jump over obstacles, fly in ships and UFO’s, and transform into many over different forms (such as a robot and ball). It is said to be highly based on based on β€˜The Impossible Game’.

Friend: Describe Geometry Dash
Me: A very frustrating game that can make me rage a lot

by Swag21 November 15, 2017

24πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Geometry Dash

The best way to teach how to jump and fly, and flappy bird. IN THE SIMPLEST FORM. The best game in the world

Some guy: "Yay i will geometry dash today!"

- Some guy, 2022

by The D*** God March 25, 2022

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Geometry Dash

A game which never receives an update.

So when is 2.2 coming out for Geometry Dash? Soon.....( 2 years later)....soon......

by Skuxxgolfer January 30, 2020

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Participatory Geometry

A term for basketball made by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It was meant to explain basketball to nerds, inserting spheres into cylinders.

Boy: What are we playing in gym class?
Girl: Basketball!
Boy: Oh, you mean Participatory Geometry

by KatherineFromTamingOfTheShrew August 17, 2011


Geometry Dash

A game I am TERRIBLE AT

I can't get more than 44% on Dry Out in Geometry Dash

by Hamtaro September 23, 2019

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