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This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.
Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"
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1. A great game on the Xbox Live Arcade. First premiered in PGR3 but then developed due to popularness.
2. It's slang for getting high. Due to the colorful lights that rapidly move, it'sa great activity while baked.
1. I think i'll buy Geometry wars from the Xbox Live Arcade.
2. How about we go "Play some Geometry Wars" in the garage?
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Geometry Dash is a platformer game originally released on Apple and Android devices in August 13, 2013 (and was released on Steam on December 22nd, 2014) by Swedish Game Developer, Robert Topala. It is a game based around geometric shapes that have the ability to jump over obstacles, fly in ships and UFO’s, and transform into many over different forms (such as a robot and ball). It is said to be highly based on based on ‘The Impossible Game’.
Friend: Describe Geometry Dash
Me: A very frustrating game that can make me rage a lot
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A game which never receives an update.
So when is 2.2 coming out for Geometry Dash? Soon.....( 2 years later)....soon......
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The best way to teach how to jump and fly, and flappy bird. IN THE SIMPLEST FORM. The best game in the world
Some guy: "Yay i will geometry dash today!"
- Some guy, 2022
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A term for basketball made by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It was meant to explain basketball to nerds, inserting spheres into cylinders.
Boy: What are we playing in gym class?
Girl: Basketball!
Boy: Oh, you mean Participatory Geometry
Geometry dash is a Platformer rage game made By Robtop Games, Its had a good fanbase and the community makes some really good levels, Some of the most famous are: Nine circles, Bloodbath, Demon Park, Sakupen Hell, however its probably one of the worst gaming communities. let me list most of the bad people
TriAxis: Pedophile
Crazen: Groomer
AmorAltra: CP art (hes also famous in gd community too)
MaleVeronica: One of the worst, CP, groomed and more disgusing actions
Antonsen: Oh boy. The worst. Accused of Raping and Molesting his underage sister (hes an adult), and other illegal stuff
Zylenox: groomer but the other person said he was 17 and zylenox is 18, he found out he was 13 and he stopped. and people claimed he was a pedo. sad how some dude ruined him just so he could be a clout chaser
GuitarHeroStyles, The most popular GD youtuber, Apparently sexually abused and raped 3 people came out about this, 2 being youtubers, GD juniper and Wulzy (GD juniper was underage at the time) He would sort of be sexual around juniper and wanted to meet her (he was an adult and she was still underage)
Noctafly: Theres an Entire video of The history of a level called Death Corridor, had people expose him and he cried like a bitch.
Theres a ton more, and can even happen back to back. The game is still a fun game and I recommend it.
Robtop games has one of the most subscribed game dev channels, surpassing nintendo, xbox and even minecraft!
Person 1: Yo dude what game you playing?
Person 2: Im just playing Geometry dash, the game made for pedophiles