tie a yellow gibbon

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.

'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'

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orange faced shit gibbon

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

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An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.

Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.

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Luke "Mac Daddy" Gibbon

Derived from Luke Grant MacGibbon, Luke "Mac Daddy" Gibbon is a pr0 hot boi and everyone <3s him

<3 Mac Daddy

Omfg Mac Daddy is hawt! :O~

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leo gibbons

Litterally the best person you will ever meet, never a dull moment with leo. The most loveable person and most handsome and loving. A great friend to those who deserve it and the love of my life!!!

‘I love leo gibbons’
‘So do i’

andrea cali-gibbons

Self proclaimed crunked out come snorting old ho that has been dubbed filter queen. Crazy mean old lady that thinks it's cute to be mean to others.

A serious problem for anyone who she enters their lives. Had a hand in her own daughter's murder then collects funds from friends and family to pretend to look for her killer.

Did you see what that old lady andrea cali-gibbons was wearing? I feel sick!

Miss gibbons

The teacher that my dad likes

Bloody hell miss gibbons your bald