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the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.
After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.
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n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.
a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.
n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"
a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'
A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.
Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.
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The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it
Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.
Whenever a girl does something stupid to you without consciousness of consequences that warrants retaliation, you take her to a closet of sufficient size to accommodate the both of you. Prior to entering you inform a friend or acquaintance to gather a group of people in front of the closet door in the next few minutes. If all goes according to plan at this point the girl will be topless and giving you a blow job. As stealthily as possible, hide her garments somewhere out of her reach. What you are going to do is ejaculate on her face, put your dick away, and exit the closet to acknowledge the crowd gathered by your friend with "Ayyyyy" and possibly a thumbs up. The girl has just been closet glazed.
Guy: "Dude, I was at this party and before I could even get through the door some drunk girl with nice tits stops me, starts hitting on me and acting like she knows me. In her drunken stupor she slaps my phone out of my hand and the screen spider webs on the sidewalk. She was too stupid to realize that she had done anything wrong so I gave her a closet glaze. Hopefully next time she will take a moment to think before she drinks."
Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"
The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.
"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"
A pair of buttocks covered in semen. The result coming (pun intended) from a man masturbating near (usually) a woman's ass, and then ejaculating on to said ass.
I had a great time with Amanda last night. We had sex for 3 hours, and I gave her a pair of glazed buns. It was amazing!
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