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Unskilled, socially outcast worker employed to collect TV licence revenue on behalf of the BBC, who then use it to fund overpaid executives and sexually-deviant talent. Paid the minimum wage and relies heavily on commission earned selling TV licences. Likes to pretend they are an "officer" on official Government business, but TV Licensing goons are actually privately employed by a company called Capita. TV Licensing goons are undesirable visitors, having no more visiting rights than a pikey selling low-cost electrical goods.
I told that TV Licensing goon to fuck right off, because I don't watch any TV programmes.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.
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One that stumbles around with shitkickers on, yelling out profanity at innocent people, smoking lots of pot, have crazy amounts of unprotected sex and railing lines upon lines of the finest cocaine while crushing racks on racks on racks of Natty and Jack Daniels. Ussualy wears black/raiders gear. Phil Taylor is their hero.
Phil Taylor, Trent Richardson, Tripp Whatley, Goons
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1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money
1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.
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good one. when describing something that is/ was a good one, you put the two words together and you get goone.
"Great joke, that was a really goone."
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Goon is an alcoholic beverage which is widely consumed in Australia. Goon is cheap wine that usually costs between $8 -$30 for 4 litres, and comes in a cardboard box (cask). The is wine kept inside by a plastic foil lined bag. This bag is the pinnacle of drinking paraphernalia in Australian culture, up with the Beer Bong and Yard Glass. Consumers of Goon often mix it with other alcohols or mixers to improve the taste or make it more potent (more so, potency). After the cask has been consumed, the cardboard box is discarded, leaving the bag as a very functional pillow (the decanting valve in the bag is surprisingly air tight), or a trophy signifying an iron stomach. Used bags can be found in parks, road sides, McDonalds car parks, inside tray backs of Utes and in garden beds, often where the patron had a nap to wear off the effects. The signature game of the Wine Cask is Goon Of Fortune. The bag (or bags, depending on how keen the partygoers are) is traditionally pegged to a Hills Hoist clothesline, and spun around. Players are required to take a swig if the bag stops in front of them. Those left standing are considered the winners!
Oi Wazza! Did you remember to pick up the goon from the Bottleo? I've oiled the clothesline and there's no bindi-eyes behind the shed!
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thug to be hired by a mob boss or higher authority to do sum 'DIRT'
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