A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv
She sure is a Garfield Gooner
A new layer of hell disguised as a group chat comprised of fat jokes, gay jokes and plenty of nazi jokes.
Notable members: Wizard, Moon, Mage, Skittle and Frank.
Abbreviation: AGG
Fellow #1: "Have you seen the Autism Gooner Gang leaks!?"
Fellow #2: "Of course! it seems like an entire layer of hell!"
a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.
dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911
When someone is so involved in a state of gooning that their mental capability begins to decay.
He couldn't focus on any of his hobbies or school work because of his newly diagnosed goonerism.
One who loves crab Rangoon's.
Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.
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