Goot

A word invented in the Off topic chat on reddit

Mods have the big Goot

A Goot

Ejaculating into a married woman

Yesterday I pulled a goot with Steve’s wife Amy. I might have to pay for an abortion. Hopefully Steve won’t find out, but honestly idgaf fam.

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American flag) and shoving it where the sun don’t shine. (:

Friend 1: Hey! You wanna go gooting? Flags are half off.
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American one) and shoving it where the sun don't shine

Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!

Goot (Gootus)

Goot (Gootus)
noun

Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).

Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.

Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.

Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).

You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.

Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?