Chat Gopher

When a person goes online periodically using a chat program to check who's online, usually ignoring friends of the same sex while at the same time annoying the heck out of every poor sod on the Gopher's contact list (because of the annoying log-on alert window). This can also be used for the purpose of seeking attention of people in the Gopher's contact list that are online.

This is akin to the gopher on the 1980's movie "Caddy Shack" sticking its head out of the ground to scope out the world.

Tony "Chat Gophered" last night to see if any chicks he liked were online...

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Screaming Gopher

While having vigorous intercourse, the reaction caused by pulling out too far and accidentally slipping from the vagina to the anus.

You should have seen the Screaming Gopher I gave my girlfriend last night! I though she was gonna turn around and smack me.

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Gopher Holing

When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.

Hurry up dude I'm gopher holing!

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Gopher King

Eclectic, nocturnal personality of Darkchyld. Bound to this realm through the ideals and dreams of world domination.

All will hail the Gopher King! Ye shall know his might or suufer the wrath of Fluffy... He is the destroyer of worlds.

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Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

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dramatic gopher

internet's greatest star.

damn that dramatic gopher is amazing.

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gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself