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When you come home so drunk, you shit in the sink and don't remember. It's always a surprise the next morning!
Fuck! I left myself an American greeting!
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A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.
Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.
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while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
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Insert your fist into your sexual partner's rectum.
Person being fucked "hey- will you obama greet me?"
Person fucking "sure!" ... bloooop (sound)
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A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
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To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.
Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*
After successfully getting lucky the night before you are met with a kiss on both cheeks by your friends as a sign of greatness.
“How did you go last night?”-Guy 1
“Yeah mate I pulled an absolute babe” - King
“All hail the king”-Guy 1
Kings greeting given XX