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TommyInnit aka coke problem guy, is a child that got rejected in that one video, he also doesn't have wives, he just coping. he's just an overall gremlin child and there's no denying that fact. no matter what he does he will always be one.
person one: "wife haver will still be called gremlin child at 50, there ain't no doubt, also coke problems am I right?"
person two: no no you're right, he is a gremlin child
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Trump’s affectionate nickname for Putin, that little gnome who causes so many people to mysteriously disappear.
She was living in Moscow until the Kremlin Gremlin spread his fairy dust.
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a gremlin who lured metal man to her lair and got his fingers up her love hole for her efforts
commonly reffered to in the fables of aesop as 'gremmy'. the most widely known tale featuring the gremlin is the tale of the marathon, in which 'gremmy' cycles many miles, only to take her helmet off in the last mile and hurt her head.
the lesson: metal man will finger it better
"is that the same metal man who got fingered by the gremlin?"
"no stupid he fingered her"
"o yeh i forgot he has herpes"
"yes"
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Someone who goes hard on the sesh every week and can down vodka like it’s water while everyone’s passed out the sesh gremlins still going at full speed with a Drv in one hand and a box full of pills in the other sometimes a sesh gremlin can become blackout drunk other times they are perfectly fine. Sesh gremlins are not bothered about alchopops like lambrinin and kopparbergs these people would be known as jr seshlings
Jessica : “aughh I feel sick and I’ve only had a bottle of lambrini “
Samantha:”jesiccaaa you’re such a jr seshling look at Emily she’s had 3 bottles of vodka and she’s still going what a sesh gremlin”
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A friend who has no sleep schedule yet loves sleep, collects everything they find on the ground and probably has horrific mental health.
*pile of blankets moves*
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.
An ugly green monster wearing a tattered red shirt who hides in your videogames. He can get in your disks, cartridges, games systems, and (if you break any of them) possibly your house. The gremlin is afraid to be outside of the video game world so chances of him glitching your home are very slim. If the gremlin gets in your game before you start playing it he will send a storm of glitches to fuck you up. There is no cure for the glitch gremlin, so you better be lucky.
*Guy starts super mario brothers*
Guy: Fuck! All the text is fucked up!
Glitch gremlin: ZrrtttZrttghttt
Guy: Now it's making wierd sound- oop. It froze. I hate the glitch gremlin!
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When commiting the carnal act of Anal Sex with someone, you finish inside them and once completed you slide your fingers inside the recently abused area and scoop out the mixture of semen, lube and excrement and draw a line down their back. This will give them a streak that looks similar to the streak on the head of the Gremlin Spike.
I finished punishing her anus then I gave her a Gremlin Streak