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The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.
"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"
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A rare but indiscreet beast that lurks in the shadows feasting on cigarette butts and sniffing dog crap...while quite elusive it has been spotted several times, flailing its arms and drooling about the apartment of one "stevie"...while said to have attended tech, that is quite unlikely...as the "greta" can neither read nor write (i found this out when she IMed me)...the beast can be smelled hundreds of yards away so be quite wary of the stinch of the "greta" for the beast knows no deodorant...it likes to take on a female personna although its natural design is male...if you should ever run across such a beast...do yourself a favor and run the other way...or be drenched in drool and flailed by its flailing arms...the only sure way to escape it...is to throw cigarette butts at it and urinate in a puddle...it will inevitably stop and consume both...rumor has it that this beast has both male and female parts and that is why it can imitate either design...
AHHH MY GOD, IT GOT DROOL ON ME!!!!!!
What the hell is this...a half eaten cigarette butt?
Stevie...don't look behind you...but your about to get FLAILED BY GRETA PUELO!!!!!
Here Greta, Greta, Greta...you want some nabisco snacks...ofcourse you do...come on now...GOTCHA pheww the world is now a safer place, the beast has been incapacitated.
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In addition to being a somewhat famous singer, it is also a new slang term (code) for instructing someone to pick up a "gar" (dutchmaster, philly, swisher, etc.). It originated in Miami and is slowly gaining steam across the country.
Greta Garbo = "Get a 'gar, bro!"
::ring ring::
Person A: Hey, you around? Let's burn!
Person B: Sure. Greta Garbo.
Person C: Heard! I'll stop by the gas station.
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A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.
Me: Man that new Greta Van Fleet album is awesome
Friend: omg I know I love them
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the best band in the history of music
-hey did you hear the new greta van fleet album
-fucking obviously they’re the best band in the history of music
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A dirty Greta is typically a female who is filled with Botox, tan, nails, lip injections, Shit tats that will generally jump on any dick wether it be a human, animal or even alien.
“Fuck off you skank you look like a dirty Greta”
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