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One big fat stupid, dune coon, with a phd in licking the gum off peoples crawdads.
2. A hooker of the guatemalan decent/religion
Paul Klein is a gouch licking guatemalan street walker , con una phd en lickarseing the genetalia.
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The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.
I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.
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Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA)
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
Damn...my Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA) are flaring up again! Has anyone seen my curling iron?
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Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.
"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"
When a significant other sticks there entire face and head into there partners asshole
Yeah Morgan gave me that good Guatemalan Watering Hole...
When a woman gets each of the members of a Guatemalan gang to jizz down her throat consecutively.
"Did you see the video of that bitch getting a Guatemalan Gutbuster? That was so fucking hot"
The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.
The Guatemalan fire drill is a position commonly found in the move-set of Shainal Friedman