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A blow job performed by a toothless man/woman, often a person of advanced age who removes their dentures to provide access to the gums. This is also known as a gum job or gummer.
Your grandma gave me a gummy hummy!
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When a toothless person preforms oral sex on an unshaven woman, and uses their gums to enhance the experience. Specifically sliding the clitoris through ones squeezed gums.
Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.
"I'm gonna head back to Skeeter's trailer, do an 8 ball, and get a gummy beaver."
When a woman of the older variety removes her false teeth and performs 10 - 15 minutes of oral sex on a man.
Seriously? You got noshed off by an old woman?" "Yeah man, I love Gummy Norberts"
1. The gastro-intestinal pain that sometimes ensues when one consumes too many gummis.
2. The fat, wobbly abdomen that sometimes ensues when one consumes too many gummis.
1. "I'm a mad gummi fan. I always have gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get gummi tummy, and that's no good. I can't believe I'm saying this." - Jensen Ackles
2. "Look at that motherfucking gummi tummy. I swear I'm gonna get a fat fetish watching this show."
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Forcefully yet discretely insert a medium sized gummy coated bear into the opening of a womans vagina. Using your imagination increases the chance of success.
During the act of Yummy Gummy lube is not necessary.
While trying to enhance their love life, Svetlana and Oswald incorporated the Yummy Gummy. JACKPOT!
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When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.
Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?
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The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.
In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.
"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.
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