hob cob

"Hob-cob" A hobbling and cobbling together or assembling of a group of people. Typically used when the individuals don't appear as though they would gel or meet under normal circumstances.

Pulls from references of hobbling together cobblestone streets. Maybe a shady job in appearance.

Man, what a hob cob group of guys.

hob notcher

a guys small penis wretched into a ball

he’s got a hob notcher

hob nob

1. To get hit in the head.

2. To perform oral sex.

1. "Dude, that baseball bat hob nobbed Wally so hard that he almost copped death."

2. She hob nobbed his unit last night.

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hob gobbler

someone who lives in a hob and gobbles

josh is such a hob gobbler

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hob knocker

a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time

geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)

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Hob Nogger

1.A person who deliberately does/says something to cause irritation to a person or group.

2. An irritating person who pushes peoples buttons until they snap to make themselves feel good.

Girl 1:"That girl is so annoying"
Girl 2: " Yeah, she is such a Hob Nogger"

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Hob Nobbler

One who attempts a fast witty comeback to a previous insult only to make a total ass out of themselves and dig a deeper hole. A lack of intellectuality and sever stuttering are major attributes to being a hob nobbler.

"I called lewis a knob goblin and he told me I was a hob nobbler "

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