HPS

High Priestess: the supreme leader of a small neo-pagan group, esp. a coven.

The HP consults with the HPS, but is subordinate to her.

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hp

a brand that is named after what it runs on "hoe piss"

miss teacher why does my computer say 'hp'
cause the computer runs on hoe piss

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HPS

Horse Person Syndrome, or HPS is a human disorder found among persons within equestrian communities.

Bob: Carol just sold her horse to me and expects still expects to be able to visit her it whenever she feels like it.

Jon: Well what do you expect? She's HPS.

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hp;nc

Have Problems; Need Cash

Used when trying to get money in sticky situations

Bank Teller: What can I do for you?
Customer: hp;nc

HP/DM

A classic pairing within the Harry Potter fanfiction world. This is a shortened term for Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. This is a very popular pairing in fanfictions because of the angst and hatred that builds up between them. It makes for a very good plot and WAS very original way back when people were only up to the second book.

Story Summary Example:

"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM

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HP support

A subspecies of partially retarded Homo sapiens that are trusted with one's Hewlett-Packard notebooks, desktops, et cetera

"HP support should die"

"HP support professionals should be laid off before circuitcity goes down"

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HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.

1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.

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