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The single greatest game ever that some wordn00b wannabe script kiddie hacked and ruined the gameplay for every other serious gamer.
HL2 pwns Halo 2, UT, CS, etc...
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The time that passes from the birth of a meme (usually on 4chan or Reddit), until it is popularized and ruined by normie scum (usually on IFunny and Facebook).
"These Italian memes are quickly reaching their meme half-life"
"Yeah, but at least they weren't stillborn, like Cash Me Ousside."
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A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized
1.When are they gonna make half life three
2.never
the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
The amount of times a funny clip can be watched before it uses all of its comedic value.
Dude I watched "Lazy Sunday" 40 times last week so now its not funny for me anymore its reached its Comedy Half-Life for me
If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!
-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?