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our queen. our savior. our everything. Hange Zoe supremacy
person 1: hey, can I show you a video?
person 2: is it Hange Zoe?
person 1: no, its abou-
person 2: no thanks then.
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To have a large penis hanging out.
Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!
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When a dog goes 'all out' on a surfboard, typically with all twenty toes 'hanging' on the front edge.
Spuds MacKenzie really knows how to hang twenty on those waves.
Helmet hang is when the male genitalia is displayed and is considered unsightly and grotesque. A guy with to much helmet hang will find it almost impossible to get laid.
Girl 1:- what's that new guy like that your dating?
Girl 2:- he's cute but he has really bad helmet hang!
"Hanging Chad" became popularized from the 2000 presidential race between George W. Bush and Al Gore.
A "chad" is the fragments of paper left over when you punch a hole in a card. Voters in Florida at the time used Votomatic style punched card ballots. So a "hanging chad" is when you punch a hole in the card, and it doesn't punch the whole way leaving a little piece dangling. A "pregnant chad" is when you attempt to punch a hole, but it just leaves a bulge and doesn't actually punch through.
The controversy came about when "hanging chads" and "pregnant chads" weren't counted by the machine. People's votes weren't counted.
Imagine if you take those tests where you have to fill out the circle completely with a number 2 pencil. But you didn't totally fill the circle out and your answer was marked wrong.
I tried to vote for my favorite guy, but it wasn't counted because I didn't punch the card the whole way through. I left a hanging chad.
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Hange zoe, the 14th commander of the survey corps in attack on titan. Nicest person on earth, they would give the best hugs, and would play with your hair until you fall asleep.
Levi: thank you hange zoe for giving me the strength and the power to fight everyday
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Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.
Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers
Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"
Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"
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