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The WORST two towns in the state of Massachusetts. Though the high school is brand-new...the teachers can't even teach. Don't move there...If you live there...move away. There is nothing to do in Hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. *Gags* Everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. Trust me...i used to live there, but i escaped. These towns suck big-time.
Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...
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hanson is murder is also known as him, which is a love metal band that is bloody awesome
hanson is murder is also known as him, a band that does such kick ass songs as circle of fear, gone with the sin, sweet 666 XD they all f*cking rule
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A tiresome bludger who seems to think the public owe her a living for her moronic, necessarily limited contributions to "national debate"(although she especially tends to "hush up" during the lead up to elections). Now, it appears, a serial loser, (but only just?) tag would satisfy but not our Paulsie (more like a lingering disease/palsy). For chrissakes, she's not even N.S.Welsh! Take a good look at yourselves (6000+ first preferences). Plenty of smart, capable people who aren't just looking for a meal ticket, live here & don't want to live in a society where xenophobia and stupidity is the common denominator...Tony? Rupert??
Stay the f away Pauline Hanson...please! I can disown/disabuse my inlaws who think you care. All the best!!!
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Emma is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and might never meet another like her. She always finds a way to make you smile and if you get close to her, you won’t be able to get her out of your mind. (If you’re a boy) If you screw things up and wait to be in a relationship with her, you might screw up her chances with her, unless she really cares. She really is beautiful and you are one of the luckiest people because you met her.
Girl 1: Damn, I wish I was Emma Hanson.
Girl 2: I know! Damn, she is the luckiest girl alive. She is so lucky to be so beautiful and I’m sure she won’t have trouble finding a boyfriend.
Girl 1: Me too. Damn, I wish I was that beautiful.
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An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.
Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."
American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."
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When you're playing a Mario game with a friend and you "accidentally" jump on his head, resulting your friend to lose a power-up or die.
Friend: "Bro! Stop doing The Arin Hanson!"
You: "I'm sorry! It's just an 'accident'!"