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Mormon harem

Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.

The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021


Mormon harem

A group of females a Mormon is married to.

Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021


Harem Seeker

The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"

Bob: I've never seen a successful Harem Seeker before. Is it really that hard?
Jake: Definitely.

by Happy tree times March 30, 2021


Fritzlean Harem

A concept that is gradually becoming more popular among the more involved online incest community.

When a man kidnaps a premenopausal and sexually mature female sex worker and puts her into a cellar, dungeon, or other room of confinement and forcibly impregnates her (whether it be forced intercourse or IVF) to give birth.

When the child(ren) is/are born, it/they is or are separated and isolated from the mother until the offspring reach sexual maturity depending on the sex, whether induced naturally or artificially.

If the offspring is male, it is to breed with the mother. If it is female, it is to be impregnated by the master to bear inbred or "gifted" children.

Once those children are born, the latter cycle is to continue until the master chooses or is forced to stop it.

Named after the Austrian man Josef Fritzl who raped his daughter and inbred grandchildren while keeping them in his cellar.

"Nathan dreams of starting a Fritzlean harem."

"After being exposed by the authorities, a large Fritzlean harem was covered by international news."

by Shurdlegurdle January 7, 2018


Meme Harem

A place that’s pretty chill where dumb assess, meme stealers, retards, faggots, thots, fem boys, hentai anime enthusiast, and based chads live amongst each other.

Hey have you heard of crew mat from meme harem yeah he’s so cool love that guy.

by Crew mat February 28, 2021


Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.

Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023


Supporting Harem

A subtrope of the Harem genre. Usually a romantic comedy with one male protagonist, one female Love Interest, and a bunch of female side characters who also happen to be in love with the male protagonist (or at the least like him very much).

Jake: Dude, your Supporting Harem is huge!
Bob: I don't want a Harem! I'm a happily married man!

by Happy tree times March 30, 2021