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Poorly written books that are overly-publicized. Anyone who can read a Harry Potter book without asking yourself: Why the fuck is the print so large, why are there 4" margins all-around, and why is everything so fancy-dancey typed out - is either on drugs or has an extremely high level of patience.
Fan : I'm going to wait outside in the freezing cold in front Barnes & Noble so I can get the new Harry Potter book. Would you care to join me?
Sane : You're a fucking dumbass.
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FLIPPING AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
END OF STORY
harry potter
what?
AMAZING
MY LIFE
YES
TOTALLY
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Lil' emo boy with a magic stick,which he waves around and says "Crucio!" alot.
This poor lil' emo boy,his parents are dead,his shmexy God Father Sirius is dead and to make things worse his best friend is a ginger.
By now you think he'd be a junkie with a bad crack habit but,curiously,he is still a straight lil emo boy who is yet to get laid.
Honestly Harry,do you want me to force feed you the viagra?
In conclusion,Harry Potter is a poor lil emo boy with an awful haircut and homosexual yearnings. The End.
~In cinema~
"Oh My God....mullet ville!"
Harry Potter is teh ghey,yo.
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A series of true stories about a hero by the name "Harry Potter." This serious, which was written without consent of the wizarding world, has brought this new world into public view.
The entire Wizarding World has been repremanded of late, because Twilight fans are being killed daily by the unforgivable curse, "Avada Kadavra." Most of these incidences are because twilight fans are accusing Wizards of being "fake and gay."
Twilight fan: I read Harry Potter last week, that book is so fake and gay.
Wizard: Avada Kadavra!
Twilight fan: *dead*
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I fairly good series of books my J.K. Rowling although, they have been overly-hyped. Also a completely crap series of movies staring horrible young Brits who have no talent and really horrible hair.
The Harry Potter book series is worth reading while the movies are worth burning.
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When a guy skeets in the shape of a lightning bolt on a girl's forehead.
SO i was beating off and then I climaxed and was like ohhhahhh you know? and then I harry pottered her.
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An amazing book series that morons think is stupid but really isn't and is the greatest books EVER created written by J.K. Rowling an ah-mazing writer.
iloveharrypotter
Friend: Wow I hate Harry Potter.
Me:Excuse me.
Friend: Who ever wastes their time reading those books are stupid.
Me: *kills friend*
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