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The worst business blunder that can made at any given moment which always results in the immediate loss of an important contract.
Our business relationship with the county school board was excellent until Gary pulled a reed hastings and got caught downloading over 60 giga-bites of gay midget kiddie porn on the school nurses computers.
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Southeast of the twin cities, greatest place ever.
We need to move somewhere better.
Where?
Hastings, Minnesota.
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To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.
Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.
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A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.
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mediocre christian band, better than underoath worse than as i lay dying or august burns red
player1-dude, haste the day rules
player2-they ain't got shit on as i lay dying or august burns red
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An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.
Don't be such a Ash Hastings.
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When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.
In the Game of Hastings, everybody wins.
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