Emek Hebrew Academy

A trans school divided into 4 groups... The israelis (Massive cocks and hella loud) the askenaz (like getting their asshole tickled by men) the persians (Horny barbarians marching in herds) and 3 black kids (fortnite gamers)

Lior - Bo tezayen oti Omer
Omer - sababa achi
*starts fucking in EMEK HEBREW ACADEMY terms

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Hebrew School Minute

When your listening to a Hebrew school classmate read Hebrew from a book, which sounds like meaningless gibberish, for what seems like an eternity but only a minute or two has passed. May be used to describe any extremely boring classroom experience.

Hebrew School Minute may also apply to listening to an extremely boring lecturer.

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hebrew hand blow

A two-handed jewish felatio. A shalom in the pants.

I just got a hebrew hand blow in the back of the temple!

Shalom! I got a hebrew hand blow!

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Hebrew Shaft Pop

Where two, preferable homosexual and of Hebrew origin, men precede in making contact with each end of his genitalia. After this is achieved you need to quickly ejaculate at the same time, thus resulting in a slight explosion of the shaft(Don't be alarmed for this is natural).

Hey, Wazowski, let's go in the bathroom and preform another Hebrew Shaft Pop. The pain is so good. You know just what i lise

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hot hebrew honey ... triple-H-

a fine hebrew girl. a 100% kosher honey. triple-h-

dam bro that shool(temple) whas filld with triple-h-. my girlfrend is a hot hebrew honey triple h. mmm kosher!

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piss strawbarrys (in hebrew: tashtin tutim)

this means that you will laught so hard and as a result strawbarry will come out your ass.

hear a very funny joke and piss strawbarrys

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go seek who will nod you (hebrew)

when you are talking to someone, and what him to get lost, or expresing disbelive

person a: "i won the Lottorie"
person b: go seek who will nod you.

or

person a: "i need your help polishing the boiler"
person b: go seek who will nod you.

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