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Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.
He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.
Girl-see that guy? He is just an example of how a boy should treat you
Gurl- He is a Heinz
A handsome person that just wants to take your Virginity. If you see him, say Hello.
Heinz Bauman took Joel-Noahs Virginity.
When you're attracted to asians or anyone who looks asian
I love asian folks. That's because i am Heinz portable autoromontic
The act of being sneaky and an overall untrustworthy human bean. Not to be confused with the act of “hiding” something, this word holds a much stronger connotation to the sneakiness of one’s actions.
“Damn, I haven’t really spoken to Bill much recently. He’s totally heinzing something but I’m not sure what.”
1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.
Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!