That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.
"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."
Person or group who neurotically harrasses you to wear a helmet on your bike, even though riding in a car, carrying laundry down stairs, or just walking across a street statistically causes more serious or fatal head injuries every year.
God, that Helmet Nazi Kathy was practically foaming at the mouth when I told her I didn't need headgear!
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A helmet shaped fireplace in a travelodge (Royal Tunbridge Wells)
Take a piss in the Northern Helmet
Donning the Northern Helmet
A person who grows up, and you know they had to wear a helmet, even for the smallest of tasks, such as going to the fridge for a glass of water.
I can't believe they screwed up my order again at that drive-thru, that guy must have been a real helmet child.
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Term used to describe fan-fabricated homosexual relations between the soldier and the engineer characters from a game called Team Fortress 2.
That soldier may be an annoying, anal attaboy, but he throws a fiiine helmet party.
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A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.
"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"
The round tip of a very long peice of poop.
Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!