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Mr. Hobbs

A tier 0 omnipotence, omniscience, etc teacher. Who is wise and has funny humor. He is divine and almighty; you will die. (not actually).

The absolute Mr. Hobbs is here!

by dijowagryewiua March 22, 2023


jake hobbs

guy w a big bootyyy

woahhh jake hobbs has a big bunda

by user1643268 July 19, 2022


blaine brian hobbs

The best person u ever meet

You met Blaine Brian hobbs wow im jealous

by BeeMab December 26, 2017


avery hobbs

Avery hobbs is the most amazing human being. plant-lover, boba-lover, fish-lover, artist, funny, gorgeous (though she denies). if you don’t have an avery hobbs in ur life, get on u pathetic worm. never let them go and love them with all your heart because they deserve it. They’ll miraculously be up at 3:30am and will chat w you even though you seem high and keep jumping from topic to topic. yay

“I’m lucky to have Avery Hobbs in my life.”

by violetsukii July 6, 2021


Reece Hobbs

A very interesting individual who is known as the great glungus. He loves to go out but this is a truly risky life choice, as the worlds most deadly predator lurks nearby. The Satan Magpies! You can find Reece running for his life from the magpie here with Duncan, and they created an alliance to prevent the poor citizens of park hall from being attacked.

“Reece Hobbs, what are you doing? Put your Xbox away and focus on revision!”
“Damn Reece Hobbs is being chased by a herd! Of magpies!”

by Duncan’s revision April 24, 2019


Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.

Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.

by QuacksO December 15, 2023


Hobbs

A fraudulently placed Governor who knowingly lost an election yet swore herself into office anyway.

Arizona is run by a Hobbs who lost in a landslide.

by Whatzupp January 25, 2023