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Emily Hobbs

Complete bastard, 9 times out of 10 has a big cock and enjoys getting government benefits. Quite the Sasquatch and enjoys a good gallivant around in what you would call a basic bitch car.

Her work manager calls Emily Hobbs in for a formal meeting after calling a fag, a fag

She then Sasquatches over and has her formal meeting and giggles at her manager.

by Fat bitch slut November 23, 2021


Reece Hobbs

A very interesting individual who is known as the great glungus. He loves to go out but this is a truly risky life choice, as the worlds most deadly predator lurks nearby. The Satan Magpies! You can find Reece running for his life from the magpie here with Duncan, and they created an alliance to prevent the poor citizens of park hall from being attacked.

“Reece Hobbs, what are you doing? Put your Xbox away and focus on revision!”
“Damn Reece Hobbs is being chased by a herd! Of magpies!”

by Duncan’s revision April 24, 2019


Mr. Hobbs

A tier 0 omnipotence, omniscience, etc teacher. Who is wise and has funny humor. He is divine and almighty; you will die. (not actually).

The absolute Mr. Hobbs is here!

by dijowagryewiua March 22, 2023


luke hobbs

A person who is very strong true to his word family first do anything to keep his family together

Person 1: that dude is so loyal am faithful
Person 2: he is Luke Hobbs

by Hshshsbsjjajavsjdikckfldosijhs April 05, 2018


Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.

Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.

by QuacksO December 15, 2023


Hobbs

A fraudulently placed Governor who knowingly lost an election yet swore herself into office anyway.

Arizona is run by a Hobbs who lost in a landslide.

by Whatzupp January 25, 2023


william hobbs

Lanky fuck

William Hobbs is a lanky fuck

by A fluffy guru June 21, 2019