hockey

the greatest fuckin' game on earth.

and on the seventh day, God created hockey

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hockey

Only the best sport in the history of Earth. It is especially enjoyed by Canadians. Americans think they can play it, but they can't and never will. Canada RULES THE HOCKEY WORLD. Watch Hockey Day In Canada.

Canada winning Gold in the 2002 Olympics in both Mens and Womens hockey.

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hockey

Hockey - a game used to interrupt ice rink fights. Once the fight is interrupted, the game participants skate around in circles hitting each other with sticks until two or more get angry enough to resume the fight. Unlike boxing, the gloves worn are usually removed. Unlike professional wrestling, hockey occurs on ice.

I went to Fighting on Ice the other night and just when it got interesting a hockey game broke out. I hate it when that happens.

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hockey

A sport played on grass with a ball that is harder than a hard thing with nails in.
The only concession being that you get a pair of shin pads.
The idea of the game is to hit the ball into the oppositions goal with your hockey stick and not use your feet.
Mostly played by butch lesbians with something to prove.
Often confused by the hard of thinking for Ice hockey, which is played on ice.

"Who are all those rough looking men hitting that ball around a field?"
"Thats the local womens hockey team at practice."

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hockey

it's about drinkin and fightin

hey let's get drunk and play hockey

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hockey

the assumed sport that all canadians are good at, despite the fact that we have very passionate players of all sports we have an unfair reputation of caring about nothing but hockey.

hockeys pretty cool, but I for one love football.

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hockey

best friken sport out there and to u it might not be cuz ur a woose and think that it will hurt well IT DOESNT im a girl mmmmmkay i get hit,smacked,slapped,pinched,pushed etc. at skool all the time i dont think hockey is a painful sport its fun.

best sport out there...period...dont think so...then go away...(jkjk u can stay but dont be dissn hockey mmmmkay)

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