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An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
Holt Park Sarah so thicc she need 2 security peeps to pat her down
A situation where upon achievement of climax, the first party extends their arms in celebration and ejaculates "Steve Holt!"
"I was hooking up with this chick, and it was so good I Steve Holted!"
A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.
Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.
One of the cutest people you will ever meet. She is a very seductive. She is always cracking jokes and is truly hilarious. She is really beautiful, even if she may not believe it. She has the most amazing hair and is the best person to spend your time with. The most huggable and lovable person you'll ever meet. You'll never forget the time you've spent with her. Her name means princess and she in hood terms would be considered a dollar because she is like ten dimes.
My bae is totally awesome. Her full name is sarah ann-holt and wooww is she perfect.
the one that broke my heart. yeah, it's you Derek, the SC one. A total player and fuckboy. waste of my time
i should have never even talked to derek holt