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This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
A sexuality of which you can be gay and straight at the same time. Like if your homie were to say “Yo, bro my dick itches.” Out if the blue with wouldn’t be gay, it’d be Homiesexual. This sexuality allows you to kiss your homies goodnight while giving them a pat on the pack because that’s what homies do.
Example:
Daniel gave a kiss to Gene on the lips, then proceeded to say “no homo” and Gene responds with, “Nah it’s aight, it’s just Homiesexual.”
He who doesn’t participate in a cuddle session with the homies, is perceived as gay. (Socks must be worn to be accepted as non homosexual actions)
Devin: Bro come cuddle with us. We have socks on!
Jason: No that’s gay.
Devin: No Jason. It’s not gay it’s homiesexual
Your gay for your homies, but it's okay cause its also not gay cause your homies
A chance at love characters Tin and Can.
Tin: Will you be my boyfriend?
Can: Dude. Yeah of course.
TIn: Good!
Can: Yeah dude. Now that we're boyfriends make sure you don't go disrespecting any cute girls.
Tin: Saying dude is alright with me but like come on. You're still gonna be like this?
Can: I'm frustrated about how I don't know what I'm feeling.
Tin: ...
Can: I like you though dude. <3
Can: Homiesexual 😎
Tin: ...
Meaning kissing the homies; It is not gay, socks are coming off though.
"Hey Alex, are you and Jack dating?"
"Oh, no, we aren't gay."
"But you guys kiss and hold hands!"
"We're just Homiesexuals!"
"Oh!, thanks Alex!"
When you wanna keep a good relation ship with your bros but sometimes you have to do some border line gay shit.
“You bro can you rub my thigh”
“Yeah sure bro I’m homiesexual”
(Adjective) the charicteristic of a person who has love for the homies but isnt gay.
(Verb) a homiesexual has love for the homies but isnt gay
"Bro i love my boy's"
"Doesn't that make you gay?"
"Nah man I'm just homiesexual"