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Hospital Cake

Hospital Cake is when you eat out someone’s smelly ass whilst in the hospital

Hospital Dying

I ate his hospital cake

by Fartingkid44 December 22, 2019


Hospital Rice

Plain, unadorned steamed rice that is seriously lacking in any kind of flavor or life.

Luis always complains about the Hospital Rice that the cafeteria serves.

by Lolabelle59 October 19, 2018


HOSPITAL VACATION

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like hospital vacation"
"let me listen to it"
"this sounds like the taste of salt"
"shut the fuck up you loaf of glitter glue cheese"

by imsimplyabee January 24, 2021


hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

by great success April 5, 2010


hospital hobo

One who is always in the hospital, always for a different reason

Girl 1: Did you hear? Christina was in the hospital AGAIN!
Girl 2: She is such a hospital hobo! She might as well just move in! What'd she do this time?
Girl 1: I dunno, sprained her wrist or something.
Girl 2: Ha, poor thing. But what else is new?

by Tonks007 April 16, 2008

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Hospital Dump

1. When you have to be hospitalized after taking a dump.

2. When the bathroom smells so bad that you wonder if the person had to be hospitalized after shitting and it is almost hard to breathe.

The public restroom at work smelled like someone took hospital dump in there...I couldn't breathe.

by BR0ZI May 20, 2008

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


hospital ball

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.

by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž