Default Hum

When someone Hums a tune without thinking about it or to cover up a mistake. Usually the same tune is used.

Raul always default hums when he messes up to try not to raise suspicion.

Bum Hum

Something that "hums" (stinks) which also comes from your bum. i.e farting..guffing, trumping...bottom vapours!!!

"Hey what's that awful smell"

It's Andy...he's got bum hum!

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hum-dinging

something that is bad, by smell, taste or look. rhyming slang for minging.

"yuk! dave have you farted that smells toatlly hum-dinging "

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Hum and a Buff

A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.

She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.

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Ya Hums

Another way to say "your mother", but in a less provocative manner as part of a comical slight;

I thought that smell was coming from Ya Hums!

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hum-donger

The act of receiving a blow job.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me the best hum-donger ever last night!"

hum electric

the emotions one gets while being in love with only one person.

Man. That guy all caught up in the hum electric of that girl and she playin him on the low.