Usually seen on boards such as 4chan where a person will post an image of something and leave 'I'm just going to leave this here' at the side as to start some kind of conversation regarding that said picture.
Said picture usually starts a lengthy debate and is usually a picture of quite random material.
OP: *Posts picture of 2 naked 18 year olds*
"I'm just going to leave this here..."
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I have every thing I 'need to succeed at whatever I am about to do. I'm ready to go.
You ready?
Yeah i'm good to go man!!
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A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".
"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"
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slang for "I'm going to have copious amounts of gay sex"
Person 1: I'm gonna go play Battlefield.
Person 2: Ok, have fun.
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When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"
Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
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"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."
Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
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Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.
This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"
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