i got us

I got me and you. I got us, together. We're a team. It can be said in a touching moment or when you're paying for someone as a favor. You don't expect anything in return. Only used with good friends.

Friend: "How much does it cost to get in?"
You: "Don't worry, I got us."

Significant Other: "I'm feeling really overwhelmed lately. Sorry if I'm slackin"
You: "Don't worry baby I got us"

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i got five on it

An expression a student typically says when he or she did well on a College Board AP exam.

"Hey man, how'd you do on that AP fizzics exam yo?"

"I got five on it, n*gga."

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I got an email

The most feared sentence starter of every school aged person.

Mom: "I got an email from your teacher today."
Kid: "Fuck."

I got hacked!

When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.

James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*

Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?

James: I got hacked! Chill out!

I got touched

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

i got to believe

The thing that parappa the rapper says to help him forget that he's a lonely piece of paper and that he simps for sunny

Parappa The Rapper "I know I got to believe"

I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.

Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?