time-ify

To add time to any sentence.

'Hey, Bob time-ify 'Hello, I am Jeff'.'
'Ok! 'Hello, I am Jeff (9:40pm)''

Un****ify

To unify a large group, usually refers to large parties.

Fred: Hey dude! Wanna go un****ify at Nicole's party?
Bob: Eh, sure thing what the heck.