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A lubricant most often used for masturbation
guy 1: "hey you want to come over and play magic cards?"
guy 2: "no way, I have better things to do right now. Like masturbate with icy hot."
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When you put a condom on, dip it in Icy Hot, and then stick it in a cheating whore.
That slut cheated on me so I gave her the icy twat!
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The liquid Crack of Berks County
I need it to live. I'm getting shakes without it.
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A female that plays Runescape.
That icy phyre is the closest thing jonah will have to a girlfriend
When a guy covers his penis in icy hot then proceeds to masterbate
I can’t wait to stroke my icy cock tonight
A sexual act wherein a overly attractive woman awakes to realize she spent the night with a complete loser. While she hides in the bathroom pretending she's getting sick, the dude rubs one out in her ice tray......leaving behind an Icy Adam
After Eve awoke the next day disgusted to find another loser in her bed, she hid in her bathroom pretending to get sick hoping to get him to leave. Before he left dejected, Adam then cleaned out a couple of cubes from her ice tray in the kitchen and rubbed one out in there. After neatly refilling the empty sections with water and baby batter, Adam left the Icy Adam back in the freezer.