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1. An adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the Toronto IKEA store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and spawning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.
2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.
3. An act of extreme escapism.
Person 1: I can't stand going to IKEA with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!
Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.
Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.
Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!
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A simile, used to describe a large, chaotic human stampede.
"When the alarm went off, it was like a fire in Ikea!"
Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off
I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.
Any task that is seemingly simple to preform and furthermore appears to be easily handed by all others but yourself. Like assembling Ikea furniture, you always seem to end up with 2 "extra" screws that don't belong anywhere.
- Dad, please come help, I have a flat!
- Come on, son, I'm not coming out to change a tire. Anyone can do that, it's easy!
- You mean: Ikea-easy. Never mind, I'll manage.
A dumb ass kid that dances on poles at church because they think they will clout but instead they get weird perverts on there Snapchat
John: look he is a stripper ikea
Susana: ya I hope he knows about the perverts looking at him
When one purposely furnishes their house with furniture and items from Ikea.
Once we have our own house, I want to ikea-fy every room in it.
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The common attempt by college students and 20-somethings that don't own minivans to fit IKEA boxed furniture into vehicles that simply aren't designed to fit them. In addition to this, they somehow attempt to cram people into the vehicle that is already packed with boxes of furniture. In some cases this results in boxes sticking out of the trunk, windows. This does not apply to things that are tied to the roof with twine. That's just ghetto.
Damnit Ryan, how in the hell am I supposed to fit all of this crap in your car?
We'll just do the ikea cram, it will all fit.
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