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Impression zombie(インプレゾンビ) is a Japanese slang term for annoying "verified" bots or impression farmers, typically operated by individuals from Arabic or Indian backgrounds. They are basically active when replying to Japanese post.
They pose as Japanese users, spamming replies with meaningless content, copypasting quotes or messing search result with unrelated videos in order to gain impressions and revenue.
They're called "zombies" because they lack communication skills and mindlessly seek preys(some post that went viral on X), resembling zombies.
The phenomenon exploded after Elon Musk's launched Creator Ads Revenue Sharing.
human account: "My mother is buried in a broken house! Please help!"
Impression Zombie: 1 "hi"
Impression Zombie: 1 "wonderful"
Impression Zombie: 1 "nice"
Impression Zombie: 1 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "هذا مضحك"
Impression Zombie: 2 "شكرا!"
Impression Zombie: 2 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "famous guy died by sui"
Impression Zombie: 2 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 2 "اللي مايعرف الصقر يشويه"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🤣🤣🤣"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😫"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🍷🗿"
Impression Zombie: 3 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😬😬"
Impression Zombie: 4 "."
Impression Zombie 4: "a"
Impression Zombie 4: "😥"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 6: "agwer"
Impression Zombie 6: "fadsd"
Impression Zombie 6: "qeeee"
Impression Zombie 7: "Good job thank 💯💯😸😸"
Impression Zombie 7: "Amigo 😎🧉😎😎"
Impression Zombie 7: "That's great job 😁😀🔥💯"
Impression Zombie 8: "三井銀行"
Impression Zombie 8: "fsfaewvds"
Impression Zombie 8: "Superb 💓💓💐💐💐"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho11"
Impression Zombie 9: "dwAnild"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho10"
Impression Zombie 9: "woooooow awesome😎😎😎😎😎 old gold"
Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.
The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)
this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.
When you see somebody on a pictures only and judge the person attitude/character, though you never met her/him in real life.
Short:
Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.
Johnny : Hey man, look at this girl. What an ugly cow, geez. I bet she is a real pain in as a gf
Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!
Someone who will not STFU until you either agree with them, walk away, or kill them.
Jim went manic impressive on me. Was tempted to whack him but decided it wasn’t worth it and walked away.
I'd do one of Russell Brand but I don't have any heroin or a 17 year old to rape.
Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."
Verb. A strategy frequently encountered in academia wherein an individual attempts to impress or gain favor with superiors, peers, committees and institutions through the use of 1) technical jargon and bureaucratese 2) bootlicking people and/or institutions 3) lying about one's credentials, experience, knowledge and interests 4) cheating to get ahead and 5) attempting to make competition, newbies and non-academic folk feel stupid, useless or inadequate. In essence, being dishonest and attempting to be seem more learned and invested than one actually is in order to climb the ladder.
Unfortunately, many of the people that BSing to be impressing is directed at are fellow BSers, which allows the strategy to gain acceptance and perpetuate.
Ken got accepted into medical school not because he cares about people or has a genuine curiosity for human health, but because he has mastered the skill of BSing to be impressing, and thus was able to trick the admissions committee into thinking that he will make a good doctor. Really, he just wants money, recognition, and accolades. Once he begins practicing as an MD, he will absolutely let poor, minority, and/or female patients die.
When your sitting in your corner desk, reclined in your chair, with your eyes closed trying to take a nap.
Ryan spent all day working on his Lomax Impression while Jarid could not control his bowels.