south africa

south africa - the best country ever! so so so nice and hot! gorgeous beaches, hot sun, sexy lads what more can you ask for! the best time to go is winter time in england - summer time in south africa. still nice and hot in april but starts gettting colder around end of may until about middle of september. temperatures don't go lower than 10degrees in pretoria nt much lower than that in durban. cape town is the coldest at that time. a really nice place to go is sun city in pilanesburg.

absolutely beautiful country, does have a few minor bad points. but overall wicked. nicest places to go are durban, sun city, cape town, pilanesburg safari, mpumalanga, noth western province. good word to use over there is - lekker -

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water in africa

None existent

There is no water in africa

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View Africa

to relieve one's self, to pee

Excuse me while I view Africa
I have just viewed Africa

pull an Africa

To skip the Bronze Age.

Did you see that forge blower video? The guy from Primitive Technology is about to pull an Africa.

there are kids in africa

When you don't want to give someone something or their being picky

This sucks again

No dude there are kids in Africa

south africa

That one country that needs more maps

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some... people out there in our nation don't have maps. And I believe that our education in South Africa and the Iraq, like, such as...

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Africa-dabra

A precautionary black magic spell by which swagger is induced into typical white people activities. The spell is most effectively used in instances pertaining to sports and dancing. Misusage can result in jail time and getting kicked out of movie theaters. For similar black magic spells, see Africazam or smokus-tokus

Damn, homie. Ever since we cast Eminem with africa-dabra, he's been bustin' some mad rhymes up in this bitch.

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